10 things I know that are absolutely certain that I learned from my family:
1. Don’t use everybody’s comb.
2. Don’t eat everybody’s cooking.
3. Don’t eat at everybody’s house.
4. Don’t sit on the bed with your street clothes on.
5. Don’t use the phone if it’s lighting.
6. Don’t use the T.V. if its lightning.
7. Sit still or go to bed if its lightning.
8. Have your life insurance paid up ’cause they will talk about your cheap service when you gone.
9. Don’t put your pocketbook, or purse, or bag on the floor.
10. I am absolutely sure you have followed at least 5 of these rules.
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